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Three ladies: one subject. It all takes place on a bus. With Keanu Reeves. But, it's not what you're thinking: University has not become a lame version of Speed. Long bus rides and a female voice keeps telling us where we are.

'Nowhere,' she says.

'You don't want to start from there. You want to start from somewhere else.'

'What kind of bus are we on?'

'One driven by Keanu Reeves.'

'Really? I thought he'd hit rock bottom after he and Diane Keaton split up, but damn.'

'Ewwww!! What?!?!'

'Dude, seriously. But I'd do her.'

'Yeah. Totally. Without the glasses...'

'Does anyone know which one of these quotations marks each of us is?'

'Does it matter? Maybe there's three people here. Maybe there's two.

Maybe there's just one.'

'No, no. There's definitely more than one.'

'Um, yeah, and the second one is struggling to think of anything to say.'

'That's OK. She doesn't determine the plot.'

'There's a plot?'

'You didn't bring it with you?'

'"I thought you had it." Cheesy movie joke.'

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