Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Haikus for Mom's Birthday

She spoke the truth when
she said: Here's to the mother
who let her do it.


Like the brown groundhog,
you're my brunette cautionary
for not fucking up.


No one makes breakfast
--waffles, bacon, scrambled eggs--
like you do, at noon.


For each of your gifts,
you are thoughtful of your theme:
mostly, it's called love.


I can talk a lot
of nothing of consequence;
thank you for listenin'.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA....