On this the 14th of November, I decided to write dirty haikus. (Sorry, Dad.)
Why? Well, I blame it on poet Cheryl Dumesnil (go buy her book,
In Praise of Falling!). You see, she gave Alex and I a "little box of
Passion word magnets" as a wedding present, and well with 72 words to choose from, this is what I
came* up with:
like tender sweet love
she licks wanton chocolate
to tingle my breast
make me moan all night
linger with your caress or
come body and slow
warm naked passion
do I forever desire
I am always hot
our beautiful night
pleasuring together as
you tremble for touch
feel us give and share
someone is in the heart but
we are of a kiss
The remaining words? have, be, it, he, er, a**
*Out of all the words available, Alex's mum decided 'come' was the worst offender of our microwave. We disagree.
**Editor's addition: After posting the link on Facebook, a family friend, Chris Eaton, solved the mystery of the remaining words (in a 'non-dirty' way): He have it, a beer.