Showing posts with label one-liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label one-liners. Show all posts

Monday, March 22, 2010

Dinner with Friends

She said to me, 'You think like a poet, of course. You make sense.'

'We need to talk poetry,' she said.

We can talk like poets...

Friday, March 19, 2010

Times When I Remember I Live in England

Overheard conversation walking to work today:

"It was a fence. This is Britian--EMPIRE."

Best thing I heard all morning.

Monday, March 15, 2010

For Sunday - Mother's

for anything her heart desired

For Saturday - On the balcony

where we ate scones with jam and drank glasses of sparkling wine

For Friday - A Means

Then, we went by car to see

For Thursday - En Route

We took a train...

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

For Monday - No Excuses

I just didn't feel like writing.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Good Morning

"Sent me a text message."

"When?"

"In my dream. Before I woke up. You sent me a text message. You said, "Don"t let it own you.""

She pats my shoulder as she walks by.

"Huh. I like it when I am wise."

Monday, February 15, 2010

For Sunday - My Valentines

'Just mixed your tea. Will add sunshine to it. I love you incredibly.'

That's what I call friends...

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Sometimes

I can't even tear myself away from the computer.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Nikki Giovanni, Bicycles

'Bicycles: because love requires trust and balance.'

For Thursday - Phone Call

'You have such genorisity... not just of your heart, but also your courage.'

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

not politics, not religion

'Is this just gonna start a war?'

For Monday - Well

I forgot it was Monday, and I forgot to write.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Bus Inspiration

I am a PREACHER of the WORD, the WRITTEN WORD.

For anyone who knows me, I hope you find that as funny as I do.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Drugs are Bad

Apparently mixing one head cold + two Day Nurse tablets (like Tylenol) + one chocolate croissant + one hour long Tube ride = puking next to the Bingo Hall in public.

Friday, January 1, 2010

A New Year of a New Decade

On the 1st of January of 2010, the first day of a new decade, I woke feeling fresh at 12:30 pm in the afternoon, next to a beautiful woman who wants to marry me. Not a shabby start.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

The day of the decade

What do you want to leave behind in 2009?

Monday, December 28, 2009

For Sunday - Game Day

Uno Extreme rocks my socks.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

For Boxing Day - A Day Around

I am a Christmas Pie convert.